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McDonald's Relationship 

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right naw dawg.

braydon macdonald 

sexy, and cute, cant have him but want him so bad, conbination or a greek god and a abercrombie model
braydon macdonald is a real person because they were born like that

McDonald's fat 

McDonald's fat is is a type of fat that you get from eating McDonald's. McDonald's fat can be burned off but is is hard to burn off.
my friend ate McDonald's and got McDonald's fat
McDonald's fat by apple seller November 2, 2010

Ronald McDonald 

Eating a girl out while she is on her period.
My girlfriend is bleeding heavy this month, but I still gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Meet me at McDonald’s 

A fashionable haircut, typically with short sides and a longer top which is often permed.
Can I have a ‘meet me at McDonalds’ barber sir.

Mcdonald's 

A fat mans dream also a good place to eat
Im feeling to skinny lets go to mcdonalds
Mcdonald's by slim thug May 2, 2005