!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band
~created by mike,renee,and nicole
2.A Rock Band band
~created by mike,renee,and nicole
1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"
2.better then carnivorous penguins
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"
2.better then carnivorous penguins
by Mike,Renee,Nicole January 8, 2009
Get the Cannibal Logicmug. A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.
Common characteristics:
Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny
"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"
by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025
Get the Logic Pretzelmug. A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.
by end00 May 6, 2024
Get the Fungi Logicmug. 
Kat logic says that guy is an asshole for making fun of my dentures because I called him pudgy and picked on his mom.
by Zach Zaxson June 14, 2022
Get the Kat Logicmug. 
Anto logic is a new-found way of thinking. It suggests that anything that other people say (especially from Bulgaria) are extremely false. This origin of “Antonella logic” is from Mendoza, Argentina
by ilovebulgariaboy36 July 3, 2024
Get the Anto Logicmug.