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lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.
"Can you please top up my lobster card"
by KevinKofta March 13, 2019
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Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020
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Lobster

This damn lobster.
*sigh*
You know what? Just--just...
Who is it?
Seriously...? Come on. Just. Take responsibility for your problems. We all have that lobster in our life, but
I don't know.
*Ahem.*
Who is it?
by N0ne of your concern December 23, 2022
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Lobster Bussin

When something is hella juicy or flavorful. Whether it is sexual or non sexual.
I need shorty to give me a sampler of that top because dem lips Lobster Bussin.
by Dac_The_Rip March 27, 2021
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Supreme lobster

Giving two girls ‘two in the pink one in the stink’ (one with each hand) whilst getting an vigorous blow job from another female.
Dude, I met these three bitches at a bar. We went back to my place and did the supreme lobster
by Mcaodudr December 15, 2018
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The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.
Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw
by StonedAF October 13, 2023
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lobster boys

Nickname of the NHL team New York Islanders. Started after a a gif of a dog wearing a lobster costume was posted by the Islanders twitter. Fans connected this to a clip of "The Amanda Show" on nickelodeon where someone says "case dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!" The team has picked it up since.
by lobster boys June 14, 2021
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