Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.
"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"
"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"
*High Fives all around*
"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"
*High Fives all around*
by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025
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When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023
Get the Lobster Wrangler mug.To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.
by KyHavers June 26, 2023
Get the lobstered mug.The army of lobster fanatics that make their home in a Discord server. Led by the Lobster Lady, moderated by Centurions and the Legionnaires making up the members.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.
Lobster Lady: Welcome to the Lobster Legion, new Legionnaire!
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
Get the Lobster Legion mug.The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.
Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.
Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'
Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
Get the Lobster Lady/Lord mug.The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
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