Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.

When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”

by Drewski! December 30, 2025

pike lizard

a sleezy women along the pike that only steve would pick up

prostitude

steves women

pike lizard

by woffman June 27, 2010

lint lizard

A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.

Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.

by ringleader March 17, 2012

Lung Lizard

Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.

WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!

I coughed up a lung lizard!

by Feudalkaos May 22, 2012

flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs

He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest

by 123adam May 14, 2014

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

lame lizard

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

by Tigurz March 10, 2015