Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!

Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*

by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007

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Lauren Called

when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.

How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.

by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010

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luke+lauren

Happiness and smiles and love😊😊

Did you hear Luke+Lauren are now a couple?

by lol this is me duhhh March 20, 2018

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lauren and chloe

Lauren and Chloe are two of the bhaddes bitties out there. They are some of the craziest people this world has ever seen but also some of the coolest people the world has needed. If you ever find a duo like this you know you’re set for life, even if they may seem a little sketchy at first.

Person 1: Hey, did you guys hear about lauren and chloe?

Person 2: YEAH MAN! They are some crazy chicks!!

by krunner May 3, 2020

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lauren hill

Just an absolute beast in bed, Everyone enjoys her company because when you are in a bar she can pull any guy she wants. She is really good at sailing and she also has really strong game with guys.

“Whoa did you see her take that guy home?”

“Yeah, she is such a Lauren Hill”

by JaphetTanganga September 26, 2020

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