On the lag

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)

Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad

by Batis1970 July 28, 2018

Jail-lag

When a person is released from jail after several years and behaves as if they are still the same age as they went in.

She got jail-lag because after spending 5 years locked up, she is still acting like she's 18 .

by waterdew1 September 1, 2016

Chalmer’s Lag

1) When someone responds to a message a long period of time after it is said.

4:30 PM Andrew: Has anyone played the new Dead By Daylight update yet?
*conversation continues*
(replying to Andrew’s original message)

1:04 AM Isaac: no not yet
1:05 AM Andrew: The Chalmer’s Lag is real bro

by frankfurtlover76 July 31, 2023

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024

Lag

A horrible excuse for gamers when they suck at a game.

Gamer1:Dude why da faq do you keep dying every game
Gamer2:iM lAgGiNg sO hArD rIgHt nOw
Gamer3:stfu nub u suk @ th3 game r3turd

by lolwpa April 23, 2018

Lag

Something that gamers don't have the mental capabilities to survive lag.lag is something that slows your gameplay,makes it stop and more.

Man,I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE lag.

I know right.

by i_hatelag69420 February 6, 2021

chat-lag

staying up too late, chatting with friends, especially in different time zones.

Chat-lagged: Misinterpreting IM messages because of a altered state of mind.

Chat-lag: The act of replying to IM in a delayed fashion as a result of chatting with multiple people at the same time

"I woke today, all chat-lagged. Couldn't function at all!"

"My cool cat buddy in Beijing kept me laughing all night, or morning his time - half way around the world. Now I'm chat-lagged."

by Cat Beijing April 24, 2010