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kevin

A guy that sucks dick and eats ass holes. The man of the gay party. uses strap ons. But not a bad guy to hang with.
by the ass man no homo February 8, 2017
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Kevin

-A man who vomits after two tokes. A man who doesn't know what a toke is. He has a small penis. He failed at everything in life even his abortion. He wants to be fucked by Lil Wayne. Has only brought one girl back to Myers. Has to pay for pussy. Secretly jerks to Blacked on pornhub. Has been known to cry during sex. Brought a strap on to Arcadia and couldn't walk the next day ;). A known liar. Will camp during Fortnite. Like
Oh Kevin, yeah, I fucked him in Prison too.
by UltimateWomanRespecter November 1, 2019
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Kevin

Fuckboy, breaks up with you to date your bestfriend.
Dan: he broke up with
Jane:yea he is dating her best friend
Dan: he such a Kevin!
by HELLOTHERE July 15, 2016
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Kevin

Someone with horrible hair and suffers from social awkwardness. He buys expensive hype brands and shoes but can’t even match his outfits. He has two body pillows but can’t but or else that’s cheating. Also, he’s hella gay, and I mean hella gay.
Person 1: Ew, why is that guy trying to suck another guy? He can’t even match his outfit!

Person 2: He looks like a Kevin, and probably is one.

Person 1: Yeah, you’re probably right.
by Ramen.star March 23, 2019
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kevin

person 1there goes kevin
person 2 he a megafaggot
by SaltyfaunYT November 20, 2018
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Kevin

Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.
Kevin’s a bitch
by T.P.S September 30, 2018
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kevin

Kevin got a little dick I aint feel that shit in my pussy.
by fkchents&sabine November 18, 2016
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