Keeping it realer

Although some people keep it real, some people keep it realer. Shane is an example of keeping it really, really real. By keeping it really, really real, he does what he wants, when he wants, to whom he wants.

When the homies tried to roll hard on Shane in the HBG, he whipped out his gigantic man-cock and smacked those bitches in their silly faces ...Obviously he was keeping it realer.

by DJ Crunk Face February 8, 2005

keep it uptown

When a girl doesn't want to go all the way, but is more than willing to blow you.

Jeanne didn't always want to give it all up on the first date, but she was all too happy to keep it uptown.

by regord October 15, 2010

Keeper

A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.

And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!

by lovehp. May 24, 2010

Kees

Kees is an amazing person, At soccer and has the best girlfriend ever and is an inspiration to all soccer players around the globe. His gfs are always amazing and beautiful.

Bro, he's just like a Kees

No way man, he can't be that perfect!

by Horixon October 15, 2015

Keepin' it real

1. To be yourself.
2. To be honest with others about your ideas and feelings, regardless of how it may be taken or perceived.

1.Caucasians defining terms that aren't in their cultural vernacular, or realm of understanding, as a way to demean members of another culture or group is a sign of being a racist ass-hat...and that's just "Keepin' it real".

by Keypinitreel May 20, 2009

keep a wrinkle in it

keep it soft... keep it limp... dont get hard and be pokin around anywhere you dont need to be.

yo mike! keep a wrinkle in it this weekend good buddy!!

by wtfitsme September 29, 2006

Keels

one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.

Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?

Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.

by Mr. Keels December 13, 2008