Juan

The most Basic Mexican name

John but in Spanish

Juan is a Basic Bitch👀😂

by A_Bean420 February 16, 2020

Juan

Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!

Why are you being such a Juan?

by ilovejuan September 28, 2017

Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho

chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si

by ñañinxd November 23, 2021

Juan

Juan is a tall amazing beautiful model like puerto rican man, He’s sweet and charming and lovessss to get his girlfriend chipotle, He has amazing music taste and amazing hair. If you have yourself a Juan do not let him go.

Random: Yo have you seen that Juan guy around school
Taylor:HELL YEAH I NEED HIM IN ME ASAP

by axCoolpandalolX December 26, 2023

Juan

He’s a mexican man with thick black hair, brown skin he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it's wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn't apply himself to school as much as he should. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special.He has soft brown eyes and as a bonus has has a (third leg and can perform wonders with it) He’s just a sweet and thoughtful guy, and good bf materiel with a romantic side to him.

Alexandria:Did you see Juan today
Daisy:Yeah I did he’s so dreamy

by flrtyndw November 19, 2023

juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all

Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary

by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017

Juan

A Juan is hard to come by, but when you find one, be careful. He is extremely hot and has a great dick. He is bisexual but tries to convince everyone including the guy he has a crush on that he is straight. He will love you until he doesn’t need you anymore, even if you give everything to him.

Person 1: Oh, look it’s Juan!
Person 2: You have to stop being in love with Juan! He’ll break your heart!
Person 3: I heard he’s fucking Joseph.

by AvonleaB April 16, 2023