Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"
by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019
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Jo u

A mixed between no u and yo u
Jo u looks like an optimised gaming monitor, made out of expired onions.
by NothingGamez December 14, 2022
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Mary Jo

"Whoa, dude! Looks like someone is doing some Mary Jo"!
by 2017Fam June 23, 2017
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JO Video

A video sent to an unsuspecting woman of a man jerking off. Most times after he tells a bad joke.
JJ: OMG! Eric just sent me a JO Video.

Felix: Let me watch!
by Mck319 October 31, 2017
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Fak jo beech

Average 12 years old russian trying to say "Fuck you, bitch"
You: Wtf you always rush B, dont do that
12 y/o russian: Fak jo beech go to possi
by beechpossi5 January 27, 2017
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dirty mary jo

When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.
My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.
by whitejoker707 June 14, 2020
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Dirty Mary Jo

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”
She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.
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