When a girl is laying on the bed naked with her mouth wide open, and you jump all the way from the doorway and slam-dunk your balls in her mouth and you say "Air Jordan, bitch!"
Man, last night I brought that dirtleg home, and I said hey, just lay there on the bed with your mouth open, and she said why? And I was like you'll see, just do it. so she did and I pulled a fucking Air Jordan.
by the bombastic blumptastic April 29, 2003
Get the air jordanmug. The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.
by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011
Get the Jordan Witzigreutermug. The act, unintentional or otherwise, of vomiting on another whilst the other is performing oral sex on the vomiter.
It became obvious that Jeff had one too many when he blew a hot jordan on Whit's head. She was a sport, though, since she finished. That's love, man.
by Turbolicious March 15, 2008
Get the hot jordanmug. The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.
"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."
"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."
"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."
Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.
Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.
Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.
Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.
Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.
Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.
Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."
"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."
Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.
Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.
Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.
Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.
Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.
Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.
Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.
by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006
Get the Michael Jordanmug. She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.
Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)
by Anonymous 777766 March 7, 2017
Get the Jordan (girl)mug. a female. one who was once on a television show called "so you think you can dance." she is not yet a quote on quote celeb but she is recognized from time to time making her bootleg famous. only time will tell where her seductive dance moves will take her in the dancing or any other industry ;)
amanda:hey did you watch season 8 of SYTYCD?
francess: yeah i did, do you like jordan casanova?
amanda: HELL FUCKING YEA! #teamcasonova
francess: yeah i did, do you like jordan casanova?
amanda: HELL FUCKING YEA! #teamcasonova
by masterpoon November 9, 2012
Get the jordan casanovamug. The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!
by rainielondon December 2, 2009
Get the Jordan Shipleymug.