Jon

a mistake like most ppl

put a condom on we don't want a Jon he has information on the Clintons

by jnigger November 23, 2021

Jon Jon

Most dangrous jit ever. Never disrespect jon jon.

Jit 1: Jon Jon jus said he would slap me, i'm finna beat his ass.
Jit 2: JON JON, the nigga who got a metal plate in his mouth, Jon Jon
Jit 3; JON JON, the nigga who faught a pitbull with his bare hands and won, Jon Jon

by Not a Lavoris December 7, 2023

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008

Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

DA Kid Named Jon

He is a very bad kid wanting to have sex with 3 black guys at wallmart

"DA Kid Named Jon come her daddy"
"DA Kid Named Jon Take to me Court Now Fucker"
"DA Kid Named Jon i hope u love me"

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Jon Drinks Water

A wholesome channel of a wholesome man hydrating himself, entertaining thousands of viewers. He currently has almost 10000 videos of himself drinking water.

-Prepare yourself, a huge celebration is about to occur!
-I don't care
-Jon Drinks Water is about to hit 10000!
-WAIT WHAT

by JonDrinksWaterCommenter January 8, 2021