Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.

"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"

by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023

Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

by fncs champion February 1, 2024

a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

Jonas

Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!

YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?

by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021

Jonas

A czech male.

Hey, have you heard about jonas?

Is he Czech?

Yeah

Ok

by Mcdonaldsman May 21, 2022

jona

you‘ll love a jona. she‘s super nice to everyone and is so pretty but doesn‘t know it. she has such a big heart and will help you in any situation. if you have a jona in your life, don‘t let her go.

woah, jona‘s so pretty, shame she doesn‘t know it

by super.cali.fragi.listic January 11, 2022