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Johnny Bish

Johnny Bish is a disgusting man, some would say putrid. He spends his afternoons in the Pleasure Dome or his nest.

He is a pest that needs to be exterminated.
James: Have you seen Johnny Bish today?
Boon: Yeah, i saw him bashing his bishop in the Pleasure Dome
James: Classic Johnny Bish!
by HP 111 September 29, 2023
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johnny cashhole

Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole
by samwise gumcheeks January 21, 2023
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Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.
Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'
by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011
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Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.
She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.
by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020
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Johnny Depp

An innocent human being who's wife tried to take everything away from him but absolutely failed!! Because he's innocent.
You know Johnny Depp? Yes, the innocent actor who is still kicking ass.
by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022
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Johnny Suh

Johnny Such means he is: The most hottest person in the world.
the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word.
Mark: "Hey who's Johnny?"

Any person who has been summoned by this word: Johnny suh means: The most hottest person in the world:
"the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word."
by thebestnctzen October 23, 2022
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Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"
1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.
by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016
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