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Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.
"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."
by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018
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Jason Richemond

A tall person, Or thing that is tall.
"your tall like a Jason Richemond "
by Cbreezyfan1 January 24, 2021
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Jason greenwood

Jason were do I start he is the nicest person I have ever met he is kind genourous loyal amazing and all round perfect he is everything I need and everyone wishes they have a Jason greenwood he is so funny I could die and I don't know how to describe it but he just makes me feel some type of way away that I can’t live without so if u ever meet Jason greenwood hold him close to ur heart and never let him go cos if u do you will DEFINATLY regret it
Who is the nicest person u know

JaSoN GrEeNwOoD for sure :)
by 3bannasinpyjamas October 19, 2022
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Shaina+Jason

The perfect couple you will ever meet in your life. If you meet one, go up to them because they might just make you the 3rd.
You saw that Shaina+Jason couple right? Kinda cute tbh, especially the Shaina girl’s eyelashes.
by bunnyhead October 11, 2021
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Jason Dong

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
by JasonDong May 31, 2022
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Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her
by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017
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Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022
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