junky salad

Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....

Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!

by wwwsable July 6, 2011

Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012

Junky Dump

Junky dump- When ones' shit smells like that of a homeless person or a drug addict. This is likely due to malnourishment or the effects that said drugs can reak havoc on the body. The smell is quit pungent and often resembles an aroma of death or a washed up deceased sea lion on a hot beach

Man1-"Do you smell that dead sea lion?"
Man2- "Dude that was me. I just took a junky dump "

by Fattygio July 11, 2017

Party junkie

When you're a huge party addict.

Miku, bring on the show.

Mom: y'know what's worse than drunks?
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.

Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...

by Aitetsu December 30, 2018

Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.

"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

Terrorism Junkie

A person, group of people, or organization that thrives and thirsts to terrorize other people seeking a specific outcome out of the reaction that they get from terrorizing someone or a group of people resulting in a euphoric high that is incomparable to any other high on the planet.

That Terrorism Junkie finally got his arse handed to him in court.
Be careful with that crowd son, they'll turn you into a terrorism junkie.

by Ghost ties May 11, 2023

Junkie Whore

1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.

Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.

I hope Jason is not still seeing that junkie whore from the Metallica concert.

by Líákuieka Jävértt December 16, 2021