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Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"
"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"
by JustActualReality May 2, 2018
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jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.
This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.
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Jon

Gay faggot. Has first recorded case of Down syndrome. Usually characterized by its large gaping forehead and low vocabulary
by Jon is shit May 13, 2018
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Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is an infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.
They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon” “
by BigManJon June 3, 2024
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Jon epic

Jon epic is a person who is really cool and awesome. Normally used to friends. It can also refer to characters like Karamatsu Matsuno, Dice Arisugawa or Kaito Momota.
You are truly Jon epic!
Wow, that dude is Jon epic.
by shslmage October 14, 2019
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Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012
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Jon

Jon is a great person.He truly cares about you,he will never let you down and he will always try to make you feel happy when you pout.He will sometimes make fun of you but he will then try hes best to cheer you back up.Deep down in his heart he cares deeply and loves you unconditionally.Treasure him forever and dont take advantage of him because he will be hurt.Dont depend on him either.Be the best person you can to him and make sure not to affend him.He will love you no matter what,as friends or more.
jon-your so annoying
you-i know

jon-sorry not sorry,go frick urself man
by fire_fox553693 February 25, 2021
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