Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Clickbait Jockey

Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.

"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"

by Diogenetics October 10, 2017

tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.

If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal

by Sexydimma April 1, 2017

beep jockey

problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.

Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.

by hotly pursuit May 27, 2017

Nob jockey

Derogatory term for Somone who constantly wants dick

Heather, oh yeah she is a complete nob jockey

by Jake p the snake May 14, 2017

break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.

He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017