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Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.
As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.
Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.
Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
Jess is a born competitor with specialties in board games and badminton, you think you have seen it all, until the racket/dice enters her hand then suddenly bam within a blink of an eye you've lost. You try to rematch but alas the same outcome. Is there nothing that can stop her? Many have tried more than once but have failed. Most would gloat in this situation. Not Jess. She offers the best type of sympathy, Sarcasm. Which only a Jess can do and still make you feel better for losing. Losing around a Jess in most people’s eyes feels like you’re a winner at heart.
As well as a fun-loving character on the outside Jess loves a good innuendo and is always the first to point one out or if you're lucky catch your eye. With that comes the Jess giggle. A cute, contagious and room filling laugh. Creating even more smiles than normal when she is within.
Driving with a Jess is interesting, no hands are normally the common procedure. But you kind of lose all fear because well you're in a car with a Jess and wouldn't want to experience this with anyone else, as somehow you know she still is in control.
Knowing Jess is just a pleasure, one that you won't experience until you have one in your life. Everyone needs someone called Jess.
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Person 1: I didn't know Jesse Cox was on the Co-optional podcast!
Person 2: You must be blind and retarded.
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