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Jason Kong

Jason Kong is kid who is a midget. he sleeps with his mom and sister in home fit for a cat. he is a hermit and never leaves his natural habitat. He spends all his time on his computer playing video games and spends over 200 dollars on mobile games that eventually go out of business. During you can spot jason hunched over with his head in his phone looking at anime cartoons (probably porn) or playing a shity add video game.
Did you just pull a Jason Kong and spend all your money on video game !!!
by juan 123456 November 21, 2019
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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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Jason Payne

The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!
William: Hey, you know Jason Payne?
Frances: No?
William: Damn, he is the most genius person.
by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021
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Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.
My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her
by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017
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Jason Dong

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
by JasonDong May 31, 2022
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Jason Hodges

Baddest mother fucker to ever be born in January
Jason Hodges is the baddest mother fucker to come through these doors
by Baddest MF February 4, 2022
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jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro
Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot
by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017
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