Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.

Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?

by nooo nameee April 6, 2015

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Jade widdows

Jade loves anal, if you want abit see her and just give a wink, she'll be on you in 10 seconds however due to previous experiences her anal cavity is extrimly loose. Also she loves abit of pink sock. Her vagina stinks of prawn cocktail crisps, trust me I would know 👍

Your so JADE WIDDOWS

by Maxie9966 August 21, 2016

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jade howard

Jade Howard is perfect even though jade Howard's can be a slut at times she makes up for it by being a beast in bed

Person 1:Damnnnnnn jade Howard's fucked me

Person 2:wait me too...

by jadetheonisionlover February 14, 2017

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jade tucker

Jade tucker is a unique emo girl whos very nice sassy but stands up for what believes is right and never lets anybody bully her friends especially her best friend morgan

Woah she is pretty tough
Bet shes a jade tucker

by Jade Tucker March 6, 2017

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Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

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