heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.

Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.

by opuspostumum March 14, 2023

birch wood

the literal worst block in minecraft

Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*

by banananman November 1, 2023

Leon Wood

Leon Wood is Maria's man.she only wants him.he's only hers. :)

Leon wood is marias man only, and will be the only one for her.

by Massivedick December 30, 2022

Possum in the woods

Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.

Also "Opossum in the woods".

Dispatch this is unit 4, it's just a possum in the woods.

by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023

Lachlan Wood

Perfect

Lachlan Wood is perfect

by asdfghkjhgfds October 24, 2019

bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers

“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

Joshua Wood

The coolest man alive, gets all the ladies and most likely has a 30 foot long dick

Woah that's a joshua wood, look at his 30 foot long dick

by jw4amj January 15, 2021