.5 inches

When your guy bestfriend makes a joke about his small peen but it’s true :(

mike jackson: yeah bitch my dick is .5 inches

me: haha small ass.

by eatmyassrachel May 25, 2019

nine incher

another word for vagina. Definately not a big penis.

Shane Hampton is the man with a nine incher.

by Jack Kelly January 28, 2004

(x) incher

The length of one's defecation.

"Dude, i just shitted a (x) incher!"

by the pwn3r December 21, 2005

Inchromulent

A word that has no meaning but is negative

"that car is so inchromulent"

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

inchin' a bus

Something to do with smoking weed

While pictures of Bravehearts just livin' it up
A million of us, each nigga inchin' a bus

(Zone Out from the "God's Son" album)

by IndiBrit January 13, 2008

Inchresting

A fusion of inch (since inches are often used to measure dicks, referring to it being big) and interesting. Often used by spam accounts to describe the view of a dick print, bulge, boner, etc that they find sexually interesting.

*picture showing someone's bulge that appears large in their preference*
Spam account : inchresting....

by Snouf March 25, 2019

Twenty Four inches

two feet - what you have on the ends of your legs that you stand on

1) "could you do something for me?"
2) "you have twenty four inches! get off your ass and do it yourself!"

by Monstre December 14, 2008