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fucking idiot

A fucking idiot defines the worst kind of person; a person you wouldn't mind running over with a 400 tonne tank while their kids watch the blood and guts fly everywhere in a beautiful explosion. A fucking idiot, resembles someone with Trisomy 21, but with lessend side affects. I mean, they could be retarted, but they're not. There's a reason they call it "fucking idiot" rather than just "idiot". This is because this particular person with an IQ that makes their age probably has that extra twinkle of idiocy. Every word they speak has a tinge of "kick me down the fucking stairs." These fucking idiots make you want to pull your hair out because you rather bleed, and suffer in excruiating pain, if only to experience the sweet release of death, because it is the only way to get away from "fucking idiots". Now don't get the phrase fucking idiot confused. If fucking is used as a verb, this may mean something very different. You may be thinking of someone called an "idiot fucker".
"Hey" said Paul to Stacey, "look at that Jake Paul-er dabbing over there. He's being a fucking idiot!"
by Ah D poo October 9, 2017
mugGet the fucking idiotmug.

idiot stick

The most menial labor available, involving a stick with bristles at one end, and an idiot at the other. See broom.
"He pushed an idiotstick all day for minimum wage."
by endo August 24, 2004
mugGet the idiot stickmug.

freaking idiot

shut up you freaking idiot
i'm gonna smack your little shithead
by XD July 17, 2006
mugGet the freaking idiotmug.

american idiot

An American whom is a fucking retarded idiot. ie - George 'Dubya' Bush
That American idiot is a fucking retarded cunt, just like Dubya!
by Harry Fucker April 5, 2005
mugGet the american idiotmug.

You are an Idiot

The most amazing, annoying, addicting, beautiful, great, awesome flash video ever created! The creator of this must have been doing Meth, Coke, Smack, Speed, Cannabis, Ultram, Tramal, Tramagetic, Heroin, Temgesic, Transtec, Subutex, Ketaset, Ketanest, Ketalar, dex, dextro, skittles, robo, Xanax, Lexotanil, Librium, Rivotril, Klonopin, Valium, Temesta and Ativan, Weed and Crack, all at the same time!
Normal Person: Dude, You are an idiot!
Idiot: Nuh Uhh!!
Normal Person: No for real... You Are An Idiot, Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahh!
by Remodwof March 4, 2009
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freakin' idiot

1. Any who is annoying or crap to any one else
2. What angry/drunk/sad people call everyone
by Sean March 23, 2004
mugGet the freakin' idiotmug.

arrogant idiot

An idiot who is very confident in their own idea, even though most know it is a stupid idea. One who is confident beyond doubt with their incorrect thought. Somebody who is very stupid but thinks they are smart and confident about it.
Allen, an "arrogant idiot", confidently proposed to merge data from a relational data system with an olap system in a BOBJ universe. {a technology mismatch and an impossible merge, but the arrogance wins over the facts}
Bruce, an "arrogant idiot", builds a super BEx query believing that it will be processed on a fast data system when it actually processes on a slow application system. {the arrogance prevails over expert knowledge and text book information}
by Kalkin1972 March 21, 2014
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