Brain Wave

When a genius idea strikes you in the middle of a huge dilemma, saving time, effort, money, you and friends from sobriety or ticketing/over-ticketing/arrest, etc...

Opposite of brain fart, cerebral blockage, bad idea, and so on.

Example #1
Fred: "I can't believe this store stops selling beer at 9 pm. What are we going to do?"
You: "Brain wave! The one down on Jeff Davis Hwy sells until 11! Get in the truck and let's roll!"
Fred: "You are a genius!"

Example #2
Bob: "My car stopped working, how are we going to get to the show?"
You (again!): Brain wave! My neighbor always leaves the keys in his ignition. Let's roll!"
Bob: "You are a genius!"

by Snickers4orphans February 18, 2009

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monkey brains

When you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur dick in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain

"Hey billy, wanna see some monkey brains?" "sure why not"..........."EEEEWWWWWWW THATS UR BALLS!"

by Rob Echlin July 22, 2004

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dur-brain

Someone that is so dumb that all you feel like responding to them any time they speak is "dur".

You're such a dur-brain.

by azbas May 19, 2008

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brain food

1. Food that allegedly improves the functions of the brain. Example: fish (Omega 3 fatty acids)
2. Food that resembles a brain (less popular)

Fish is really great brain food - it can improve brain functions especially in children.

Walnut meat looks like a brain and it helps the brain function - double brain food!

by Garpike April 23, 2010

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Shit for brains

A nickname one of my Drill Instructor gave me.

Sgt. McCallum: Shit for Brains, what's your 10th general order?

Me: Sir, I..I mean this Recruit does not remember, Sir!

Sgt. McCallum: WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING INDIVIDUAL, GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25!

Me: Aye Sir!

by Uhhhh March 10, 2005

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