Human playhouse

Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time
Yo i saw jahan making a human playhouse in the middle of the park the other day
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 05, 2023
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human polo

(noun)
1. An activity played typically on horseback or any other mounted animal where a person charges through a crowd to score points by driving a human head (usually cleaved off of unsuspecting civilians in the crowd) into the a goal using a long-handled mallets/sabers/axes really any kind of weaponry.
person 1: "wait what are you doing?"
person 2: "making Altaïr play human polo."
Person 1: "running through Asassin's creed huh"
Person 2: "yep I got three of'em in this last game"
by The Emperor of Thunder September 19, 2012
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human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.
Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!
by Ronald Trump March 26, 2014
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The Human Fund

Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?

Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!

Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 04, 2022
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Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.
Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”
by TheBoscats August 06, 2018
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Human Hoopla

A tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing participants. The first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged clitoris may suffice). The second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. A note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.
Steve: Fancy a game of human hoopla?

Emma: What's that?

Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).

Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by silenticecream March 31, 2012
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human Lunesta

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.
by NOVA girl May 01, 2011
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