Like the raccoon playhouse but reversed, instead apply anal stretching cream to a raccoons rectum and get all your friends to climb inside and have a good time
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 4, 2023
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3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.
by TheBoscats August 6, 2018
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Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018
Get the Human Tromboner mug.This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.
by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018
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by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022
Get the Human torpedo mug.Someone who rubs everyone the wrong way: an abrasive personality. They do not care how other people feel or interpret what they say and the effect it has. A person who is rude, knows they are rude: they just do not care.
by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021
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