holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

The Holy McDonald

When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.

DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021

Holy See

Another word for Vatican City, a country enclave in Italy's capital, Rome.

Have you been to Holy See? I heard there are a lot of museums there!

by Boovian March 10, 2023

Holy whores

A group of three people, who vibe and just meme their way through life, they all have individual personalities but all relate on a new level. They can all be very emotional but always support eachover through hard times, you’d be lucky to find a group of holy whores but when you do they are the best thing.

Oh wow your apart of a holy Whore group
Holy whores are the dreamsome threesome

by Kettyb April 26, 2020

Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020

holy pot

a pot from god

cooking with my holy pot

by cockodutuledo March 3, 2017