Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".
MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
by Velma Hart August 17, 2011
Get the Hippie-critemug. Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"
<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.
by namaste away December 28, 2020
Get the dirt hippiemug. Someone who is environmentally conscious, especially in regard to global warming. However, drives a truck or car that belches black smoke. Usally owns sleds, quads, dirt bikes etc.
Zack keeps talking about saving the polar bears but drives that lifted dodge 1 ton that smokes more then a chines factory. Definitely a diesel hippie.
by Trash Panda101 October 21, 2018
Get the Diesel Hippiemug. When at bunch of dirty hippies and/or burners are in a hot tub or heated pool. Usually without proper swim attire.
There were so many hippies in my hot tub last weekend, I had to drain it from all the grease and grime they left behind. That was some legit hippie soup!
by Rivkah February 6, 2018
Get the hippie soupmug. Created in the DMV. Referring to a nomad, a leader. Someone who is not affraid to think outside the box, a man who sees everything as gorgeous, someone who can take another mans girl with no hesitation. Instead of saying head nxgga in charge, we say Head Hippie
by Bussibuss June 28, 2015
Get the head hippiemug. by Sea hippy May 30, 2020
Get the Sea hippymug. by Freedom101 May 4, 2019
Get the hippie dickmug.