I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.
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Get the River helmet mug.On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
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Get the River helmet mug.A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.
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