1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
that is a helmet
by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 21, 2009
My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.
This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
by Bruce Bever November 10, 2003
by caboosesam September 3, 2022
by Lydia Z November 8, 2007
Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021