Carpet Hair

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.

1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.

by Hurry Durry May 31, 2010

FF hair

Fresh Fucked Hair - similar to bedhead; a messy hairstyle caused by sexual bedroom activities. More evident with females.

You can tell she just got some because of her FF hair.

by BobTNelis December 28, 2014

hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.

Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.

by ChisosClimber February 24, 2009

quaf hair

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

by Quaf May 21, 2016

hair mousse

the slang term for cum.

kieran produced a lot of hair mousse.

by kod2xtream May 20, 2008

hair flippage

The way Keith Urban flips his hair during a show when he really gets into the performance. <3

Man, you got some great hair flippage shots at the concert last night.

by DAngel January 5, 2009

Nerd Hair

When a nerd mostly high school kids, have hair that is: Unkept, greasy, unwashed, long but not stylish long, too short(female),bowl cut.

Anthony: Look at Eric his hair looks like a monkey shat it in then he soaked it in McDonalds deep frying liquid.

Jimmy: Dude thats just nerd hair.

by ray123455 May 30, 2009