hair mousse

the slang term for cum.

kieran produced a lot of hair mousse.

by kod2xtream May 20, 2008

hair weasel

The wad of hair and pubes that collects in the shower drain. Absolutely should be removed after every shower.

Son of a bitch, do you ever clean your tub? That hair weasel's so big, it looks like a small dog napping in there.

by ChisosClimber February 24, 2009

Hair God

Plural: hair gods

(n) 1. used to describe a Supreme Being responsible for impeccable hair transformation(s) who many praise for approval

(n) 2. an extremely skilled stylist who has mastered the art of hair manipulation

Her hair was so flawless as if it was laid to the hair god

by The Bundle Boutique LLC May 9, 2014

FF hair

Fresh Fucked Hair - similar to bedhead; a messy hairstyle caused by sexual bedroom activities. More evident with females.

You can tell she just got some because of her FF hair.

by BobTNelis December 28, 2014

Hair tie

Usually used with long hair to keep it from getting everywhere, but now used to shoot and get stuck on the ceiling of your humanities classroom.

"Whats that on the celing?"
"Must be a Hair tie"

by 21nolanitis March 28, 2019

quaf hair

Hair that flows to perfection

Zachs quaf hair makes all girl want to ski with him and jed while playing hockey

by Quaf May 21, 2016

Nerd Hair

When a nerd mostly high school kids, have hair that is: Unkept, greasy, unwashed, long but not stylish long, too short(female),bowl cut.

Anthony: Look at Eric his hair looks like a monkey shat it in then he soaked it in McDonalds deep frying liquid.

Jimmy: Dude thats just nerd hair.

by ray123455 May 30, 2009