Horse grenade

An impossible goal or ideal for which to strive. A reference to the saying "close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes". Getting as close to the ideal as possible is the goal.

That Democrat horse grenade bill should be passed shortly.

by BurtonLucifer September 2, 2022

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome)

Having an enemy attach a plasma grenade to your face during deathwatch play in any of the XBox Halo game series.

I was right in the middle of a kill streak that abruptly ended with a case of PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) courteous of hgnryGenghis and his plasma grenade.

by hngryGenghis September 29, 2010

Bro Grenade

When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.

"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"

"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."

by McNark December 4, 2024

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole

Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade

by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023