Granny Juju

"Granny Juju" is the hottest thing on earth and can be used to describe something as attractive

"My girl almost as bad as Granny Juju"

by iamritz July 22, 2024

Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024

whiteass granny

bílá bába

look at that whiteass granny

by Scampire April 8, 2023

Granny Blunt

When you take your grannys cremated ashes and roll it into a blunt to smoke it.

Yo dawg i just rolled a granny blunt, shits boutta get WICKED.

by ONLYSMOKEGRANNYBLUNTS April 14, 2023

Granny Dance

A lap, table, or any dance conducted by an aged stripper.

"I went to the strip club and bought me a "Granny Dance".

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ September 11, 2023

Granny Tranny

In 2050 when all the transgenders from 2023 become Grandparents.

Hey look over there at Derek’s mom, Bill holding Dereks newborn! Is Bill a Granny Now? Yes Bill is actually a Tranny that is a Granny, therefore a Granny Tranny!

by Johnny creampie September 11, 2023

Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023