Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 03, 2024

ur granny franny

Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.

Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*

by Urboi489 March 14, 2018

Granny Fanny

Granny Fanny is an insult meaning you are old and disgusting like Granny Fanny. Only say it to your WORST ENEMY.

Oh Tanner you are a massive Granny Fanny today.

by Tanner Danvers December 16, 2021

granny beans

the coolest fucking grandmother around

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans

by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017

scranny granny

An old lady whom inhabits Scranton, PA.

Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.

Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.

by prayforplagues666 November 21, 2017

granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.

Don't sit on granny's couch!!

by me81 January 02, 2015

granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking

-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 04, 2018