German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

Gerald

Gerald is a boy who likes to play girls over and over again acting like they would never know. He never will care and will always lie to you!

person 1: you know gerald
person 2: yea! he a player and has no respect for girls and there hearts!!

person1: damn i’m sorry!

person 2: Never trust a gerald!!

by hockeyhockey16 October 28, 2019

German Shower

A Euphemism for the act of suffocating Jews (or anyone else you see as inferior) in a gas chamber disguised as a shower room.

Wow dude, that's a dick move. Go take a German Shower.

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

geraldine

the act of stuffing as many people as possible into a small space

"Cait, come over right now. We've got lots of people at Barney's place... we're trying to geraldine it."

by cusellers November 21, 2011

German Gary Bettman Bobblehead

Where a man locks a person out behind a glass door and reveals his penis.

Bob locked Sarah inside the convenience store and did a German Gary Bettman Bobblehead.

by Shawtototo February 17, 2010

German Shepard

A good dog guard dog that for guarding your house

I own a german shepard. And my neighbors are afraid to come near my house

Example of an german shepard attack

Person:OH MY DEAR GOD AHHH

After that, the person is usually dead or incaptated by a bite to the neck from the dog

by Navck October 7, 2004

Gerald Ford

Apparently, one who enjoys the activities of watching football and eating high-calorie simultaneously with strangers.

Bob: Whoa, that's the last time I do that...
Julius: What happened?
Bob: This guy at the bar showed up with this huge grin on his face and asked me to come back to his place for nachos and to watch the Jet game.
Julius: Oh yeah, you were attacked by a rabid Gerry Ford... happens to the best of us.

by Nick February 3, 2004