German Shower

A Euphemism for the act of suffocating Jews (or anyone else you see as inferior) in a gas chamber disguised as a shower room.

Wow dude, that's a dick move. Go take a German Shower.

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

German Gary Bettman Bobblehead

Where a man locks a person out behind a glass door and reveals his penis.

Bob locked Sarah inside the convenience store and did a German Gary Bettman Bobblehead.

by Shawtototo February 17, 2010

German Shepard

A good dog guard dog that for guarding your house

I own a german shepard. And my neighbors are afraid to come near my house

Example of an german shepard attack

Person:OH MY DEAR GOD AHHH

After that, the person is usually dead or incaptated by a bite to the neck from the dog

by Navck October 7, 2004

German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

German Carwash

While the girl is giving the guy a blowjob, the guy pours a beer over her head. Once he cums in her mouth she tilts her head back and opens her mouth. The guy continues to pour beer into her mouth to help her swallow.

Give your girl a german carwash after a night at the bar.

by Beer Master J June 28, 2010

Florida or Germany?

Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.

Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"

by cr8rface January 22, 2009

german army helmet

A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.

Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.

by dave hte danish lad August 2, 2006