Florida

A place that's full of fucking idiots and ignorant people.

Wow, he's acting like an ignorant dumbass.
He must be from Florida.

by SnogOnMyHog November 2, 2021

Florida Gators

Florida Gators are the best SEC team out there.

Guess who always beats the Tennessee Vols? Flordia Gators always beat them.
Florida Gators best team in SEC

by Peter wabbit February 9, 2022

florida

the sun

"Man dude, florida is as hot as the core of the sun"

by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Florida floor high

When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida

Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.

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Florida Puppy

A baby alligator taken as a put

John adopted a Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021

Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...

I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!

by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.

"Florida is like Satan's armpit"

by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018