slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

Turd Flinger

A gay Brazilian man, living in Foster City that loves to throw feces at unsuspecting victims

Hey man, you can’t be a turd flinger with my new friends!

by d1rkd1ggler September 19, 2018

Bling fling

A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.

Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.

I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."

Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"

Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"

Example 2.

"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."

by Gregaroidson January 3, 2019

Fungus Fling

When a man rips off the fungus from his ballsacks and throws it at his wife and possibly his children

Honey, please don't pull a "Fungus Fling". The kids are around...

Thats the point honey

by Atlantic Masturbator March 22, 2019

Spring-fling

Another way to say horny or horny-ness. Sometimes used as another word for PDA

"I'm so spring-fling for her, dude." Or "Hide your spring-fling, man."

"Chill out with the spring-fling lovebirds."

by Artep Urasa June 3, 2019

ping fling

relating to the dating site pingfling.com (optimized for mobile) the actual term is all one word "pingfling" but many try spelling it as two separate words "ping fling"

"We met on ping fling"

by pingfling.com July 28, 2019

funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy

Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange

by Certy curt May 3, 2020