Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

Flex

Rolling a fat blunt/joint

Ex: I’m boutta flex this 4 gram wood

Ex: I just flexed this blunt

Ex: “damn bro, this blunt is fat” … “I know yo, I really flexed it”

by Cbrady October 19, 2022

flexing 90s

When you are flexing 90s in fortnite you are building

Hi wanna meet?
No I’m flexing 90s

by UwU187 September 13, 2022

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

flexe flieb0l

a fusion between flex and flieb0l. somebody whos chillin out all the time and does not give a damn about anyrhing. all he does is smoking, drinking and whatching TV.

*grabs remote control* 'man, wheres like, the like, channel 10? I mean.. dude.. like, dude...'

by oscar February 16, 2005