five timer

Going out with five people or things at a time

He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer

by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013

hiney five

A Hines five is an open handed smack on the ass. Like a high five but on the butt.

She gave such a good blow job when she turned around to go clean up I gave her a hiney five

by notmeinkc May 3, 2022

Five fivey

Making a pig sound, snorting (5555)

Ms. Girl was doing a five fivey sound while laughing, her friends laughed at her.

by Malalaisjuicee March 21, 2021

Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."

Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you

by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011

five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.

guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen

by drewdt April 29, 2011

friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019