Florida is shaped like a dildo with a handle.
Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
Therfore, a florida funlick is a position when a man takes the dildo with a handle and sticks it in the asshole of a woman. the woman, through a very difficult maneuver, licks the asshole of the man. Therefore it is fun.
by Joebammofo January 26, 2009
Get the Florida Funlickmug. A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95
"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."
by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018
Get the florida yankeemug. by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023
Get the Florida fuckfanmug. by Mike7493 April 9, 2019
Get the Florida Pipe Cleanermug. Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
by Jonathan marhsal December 19, 2016
Get the shady groove floridamug. A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”
“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.
Subsequentially The Florida Panthers would sell a “We Want Florida” shirt to mock the Leafs and other teams that underestimated them. Toronto would be ridiculed with this chant by both Florida fans and other anti-Toronto fans. Montreal Fans would chant this at a soccer match between Toronto.
In the next season, Panther fans would continue mocking the Leafs with this chant at their home openers and closures against Toronto (especially after taking a 3 goal lead in their last regular season game)
Subsequentially The Florida Panthers would sell a “We Want Florida” shirt to mock the Leafs and other teams that underestimated them. Toronto would be ridiculed with this chant by both Florida fans and other anti-Toronto fans. Montreal Fans would chant this at a soccer match between Toronto.
In the next season, Panther fans would continue mocking the Leafs with this chant at their home openers and closures against Toronto (especially after taking a 3 goal lead in their last regular season game)
by Nolan Griffin April 20, 2024
Get the WE WANT FLORIDAmug. by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020
Get the Florida Wompermug.