paige evans

to easy to scare and very annoying and slightly funny and loves DYLAN COBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She that paige evans she loves dylan so much

by Ashbin November 6, 2018

Alexis Evans

A person so ignorant that they don't know anyone can write anything on urban dictionary

Alexis evens
Alexis Evans thought race baiting was real

by Proof for pudding 503 August 30, 2017

Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

An Evan Gao

An Evan Gao is when an Atrioc leech gets someone important to Brandon's life to star in a video

A: "Hey did you see that Ari was in that leech video?"
B: "Wow, he really pulled an Evan Gao on that one!"

by sevelyn January 26, 2022

Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

Ellie evans

a snobby bitch that looks like horse and tells anyone to shut up when their a part of one of her shitty arguments too
One time I got into a fight with the bitch in yr 6 and she ragged my hair and the bitch was suspended

Ellie Evans : *arguing abt her knee getting hurt bc of the person who walked no where near her*

Random person: * punches and breaks her nose*

by The_random_bitch123⚡ March 25, 2022

evan franks

heckin chonker with bulging eyes

Person 1: that man is morbidly obese
Person 2: i think its evan franks

Person 1: understandable

by jablinski games November 12, 2020