Eskimo Cousin

When two people have sex with the same person but in different ways

Dude: yo I fucked Ryan in the ass last night

Dudette: that’s crazy Ryan fucked me in the cooter the other day
Dude: guess we Eskimo Cousins homie

by Ball Bustin Bob April 13, 2021

Eskimonap

Getting drunk and going to sleep in the snow forever I’m sick of this world I just want to get a bottle and go take an Eskimo nap

Eskimonap Suicide mixing Hypothermia and alcohol

by Farmacy420ma April 30, 2021

eskitty guan

1. super hot and cool sandwich maker famously known as the lookalike of dixie damelio. don’t keep her as your number one sneaky link defineltey not sneaky link material she doesn’t put mayonnaise on the right side of the bread.

these sandwiches taste like shit! who made them? eskitty guan?

by finnwolfhardswifeforrealnocap May 8, 2021

Eskimo Snowpie

An extremely derogatory and racist term to describe a Native American person; brought to existence by a racist farmer.

I can’t believe that Eskimo Snowpie had the audacity to cut me off in traffic. They should go back to their reservation!

by FarmingTomatoesInAlbania June 2, 2021

Eskimo Twins

1.) When two men acknowledge the fact that they have become intimately involved with a pair of twins and begin to bond over this knowledge.

2.) If they are identical twins this leads to the potential for the two men to become eskimo brothers and eskimo twins. Something few have ever accomplished.

1.) I can’t believe we got with a set of twins at the club last night. I guess that makes us eskimo twins.

2.) It would be legendary to swap twins for the night and get the dual citizenship of eskimo brothers and eskimo twins.

by jud bud July 27, 2021

eskimo enema

Refreshing and pleasurable act of inserting ice cubes into one’s anus.

person 1: man, I feel so sweaty and hot today…
person 2: why don’t you try eskimo enema?
person 1: oh my god! that was so good, I don’t feel hot anymore.

person 2: told ya!

by slabo_mast August 31, 2021

Eskimo Neighbor

When you have sex with a sibling of someone your buddy has had sex with.

Dude! If I had sex with Heather, and you just piped her older sister last night, that means we're eskimo neighbors!

by Sha sha pony September 1, 2021