Elijah Bocook is that one super lazy friend who avoids the gym like it's a haunted house. He’s not just unfit—he’s practically allergic to exercise. At first glance, you might be intimidated by his resting glare and the fact that he’s always sitting down… but deep down, he's a nice soul with a kind heart.
Person 1: “I saw Elijah Bocook at McDonald's again yesterday.”
Person 2: “Bro lives there. That man’s one Big Mac away from needing a forklift 💀😂”
Person 2: “Bro lives there. That man’s one Big Mac away from needing a forklift 💀😂”
by egenterprises June 16, 2025
Get the Elijah Bocookmug. That’s Elijah
by Sin-dex November 30, 2024
Get the Elijahmug. A player. An absolute chad filled with tons of unregulated swag. Anyone who comes near him immediately orgasms.
by p tho file January 17, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. 𝙀𝙡𝙞𝙟𝙖𝙝(how people describe him):Fat;Nice;Not dirty minded unless you are;The best roaster you will ever meet
Elijah is that fat dude over there!
Elijah roasted (insert a person’s name) earlier and they got in a fight
Elijah is the NICEST,he let me sit with them at lunch today
Elijah roasted (insert a person’s name) earlier and they got in a fight
Elijah is the NICEST,he let me sit with them at lunch today
by •••666••• November 22, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. He’s the most sweetest guy you would ever meet, he’s so caring he’ll drop anything just to make sure your alright, he’s a light skin curly head and short and his birthday is in may!! who wouldn’t love them an elijah he like pineapples and has a lot of siblings he’s really funny and make your laugh really hard, he could walk in a room and everyone would have their attention on him <3 and if yk an elijah or date one make sure to hold onto him tight cus he might be the one 🤍
i love elijah
by her <3 April 26, 2024
Get the Elijahmug. by anonymous November 26, 2024
Get the Elijahmug.