elephant skin

It's the skin on your undercarriage, the bit between your balls and your anus

Mary licked my elephant skin then went round and plated my arse

by Fluffy June 6, 2003

Alaskan Fire Elephant

An Alaskan Fire Elephant is when a man has a long floppy wiener that looks like a trunk and when he ejaculates it spews all over the woman giving him a blow job so she says 'PFFFT' out of shock.

Girl: "Wow your wiener looks like an elephant trunk!"
Boy: "i know" *ejactulates*
Girl: "PFFT!!, What the heck dont alaskan fire elephant me!!"

by MLCD May 7, 2011

White Elephant

1. A Republican.
2. The shitty economy Republicans always give to incoming Democratic presidents.

Neotard: Obama is incompetent because he didn't fix the economy overnight. Baba booey baba booey baba booey.

Intelligent person: Relax moron. It took eight years to get this way. It'll get better. Bush gifted a white elephant just like his daddy did before him.

by theconcernedcitizen July 31, 2009

elephant

A person with an exceptionally large nose.

Person 1: Can you see her over there? The one with the big nose?
Person 2: How could I not? She is such an elephant.

by HA-JD October 23, 2010

blue elephant

The "Dominant Graphic Arts Feature" of the NEW LOGO of the Republican National Convention of 2008 (RNC-08) ; Refer to the following graphic example.... Oddly enough showing the dominant color "Blue" ; “Traditionally” the color representing the “Democratic Party”. (RE: Oddly enough, the Urban Dictionary" has a previously coined definition for "BLUE ELEPHANT" as follows: A big fat loser from the San Diego area who likes to behave inappropriately toward women. Also a term to describe a cross-dresser who enjoys anal sex.

The RNC political convention is being represented by a trademark showing identification as a "Blue elephant".

by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009

elephant ear sandwich

A womans reproductive organ in the form of a tasty snack.

Going down for an elephant ear sandwich.

by toby long March 28, 2007

elephant's ass

A golf shot from the tee box that goes very high into the air but not far forward.

Golfer 1 hits a tee shot that goes a mile high into the air but lands 25 feet in front of the tee box.

Golfer 2 to Golfer 1: "That shot was like an elephant's ass, high and stinky."

by Shermaniac April 2, 2008