2005 General election

Large political event in the UK in which serveral parties duke it out in pursuit of government. The unthinkable happened as the exit polls got the result bang on target.

Final Score
Tony Blair-The Liar (Labour) 356
Michael Howard- The Vampire (Conservative) 197
Charles Kennedy- The boozer (Lib Dem) 62

American: The British 2005 General election is unimportant
Englishman: We have nukes, it's important

by R.Lyon (proud Tory) May 13, 2005

nigger with electric powers

Dodges child support with lightning speed like a nigga no cap all fax no printer all tree no branch<3

yo hes a nigger with electric powers

by slaveowner123 May 14, 2021

electric fence

commonly known as "the" electric fence, this is the action of inserting one finger in the vagina, one in the anus, and then bringing them together while still inside each respective orafice. this produces a jolted feeling in the receiver.

man she jumped 2 feet off the bed when gave her the electric fence!

by k-natural August 24, 2005

elbetel

A pumpkin

"Omg your such an elbetel "

by -c.m June 8, 2017

Carmen Electra

Uh,... Everything that that "Carmen Sexy Bitch" dude said. She's hot and all, but two things. One, she's like 4'11" and that's no good, and Two, she had sex with Dennis Rodman. I wouldn't touch any girl that touched that.

(don't) Watch Till Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave on MTV. It's slightly less retarded than Newlyweds.

by G-Union February 25, 2004

2020 election

ok, I'm back again after the election! THIS ELECTION DIDN'T END FOR 4 DAYS!!!! 4 FUCKING DAYS!!!! sorry for yelling.... anyways, Biden won and everyone was parading and stuff. I didn't care at all. LIKE I SAID BEFORE THEY ARE BOTH ASSHOLES!!

The 2020 election caused Trump to send nukes to the eastern hemisphere. Now bears rule Russia after the war between Russia and France/Britain. Also everyone in Italy is dead due to radiation.

by Beastmode1158 November 9, 2020

electranonsector

infinite virtuous beauty

Come hither to thine heart, kimmypoo!

by PussyPirate November 22, 2003