Eli Bruntz

A yaya phag that is also a piss kinker <3

P1: I never knew you were an Eli Bruntz 😱😱
P2:.. kys

by Yaya phag February 27, 2022

Eli

Talk about a country boy. Well I got one for you Eli. Eli can steal your heart in seconds. He is a very tough person who stands up for his friends. He is very cute so when you see him try to keep breathing, because he can knock the breath out of you. So if you don’t have a Eli you need to find one NOW. I’ll just tell you now you will love him to death and never let him out of your life.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2E: Eli aren’t you jealous he’s mine.

by The horse lover esha November 27, 2018

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli stroz

My very amazing partner and handsome person <3

I love you :

Eli stroz is my very pretty partner

by Austin_is_cool692826 October 28, 2021

Eli

slang for a person who is extremely 2 faced and changes their personality and opinions based on who they are around.

omg quit being such an eli

by Finleyyy April 9, 2023

GERALD ELI

A POOP THAT IS GAE

GERALD ELI IS POOP

by HAHALOOSER IS POOP January 21, 2022

Elis

An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.

Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”

Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”

by Hot dilfs in ur area June 21, 2021