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Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.
Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”
by Bot_asihb June 19, 2019
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one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.
Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.
by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014
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one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.
Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.
by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018
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One eyed gut shovel

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually
I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.
by ShagginWagon’s May 16, 2021
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one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.
Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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one eyed milk snake

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake
by General C. September 30, 2006
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Slay the one eyed dragon

It's Ash Wednesday, I can't slay the one eyed dragon for 46 days ~ Have a day ray
by Mikey Gagz February 15, 2018
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