Low-ear

someone who is inbred, a total moron lacking common sense.
"joe is a total low-ear for destroying that car window" said dave.
by Chris Renaldi December 02, 2006
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EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked
by Bailmaninmo May 01, 2019
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Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.
Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.
by BigManTyson December 29, 2018
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Pain In the Ear

An annoying, loud person with a creepy laugh. Therefore, a pain in the ear.
by blazeitup May 22, 2011
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Abercrombie Ears

The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.
"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."
by Anonymous717191 February 29, 2012
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Ear Hustling

Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.

Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas
I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation
by Mystique2 June 12, 2019
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ear tagger

The local Country Bar has many rather large woman in attendance. Since they would be offended by many labels such as fat, large, plump, porker or heffers we started calling them "Ear Taggers" (since cows have tags in their ears). It was a way for us guys to refer to them with out getting slapped.
Dude 1: Did you see that table of Ear Taggers over there?
Dude 2: Yeah I did,... whooaa big ladies for sure!!!
Dude 3: Looks like Drunk Cowboy is going to take home #825.
Dude 1: I hope he has plenty of feed, that Ear Tagger will need some breakfast!!!
by Rock Dog July 27, 2014
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