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Ear Hustling

Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.

Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas
I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation
by Mystique2 June 12, 2019
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Ear Zit

The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.
My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.
by herpaderpschnerp August 3, 2011
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travellers ear

Travellers ear is when a Traveller can understand their native language through thick accents. One with travellers ear may complete words and understand body language with people from other countries. People with travellers ear usually do not speak the native language.
Alex- "what did he say?"
Brian- "I don't know, get Josh over here he has good travellers ear."
by Mott18 March 9, 2020
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Ear-Chodeing

The act of having a chode, being fucked into your ear.
Did you hear Dan and Jane tried ear-chodeing last night?
by Loren99 July 26, 2019
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ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound
I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.
by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016
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ear virgin

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2019
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ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth
Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it
by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018
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